September 2010
dopesole asked: Oh my lawd. Don't use that reverse psychology shit on me! I get enough of that from my mother, lmao.
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I'm a lefty in sports
Like in baseball, I throw and bat left handed.
In Basketball, I lay up with my left and shoot with my right.
And in…YEAH. [;
What? I throw a football with my left hand. What the hell are you guys thinking?
LOL. Lefty MAYNE.
I am watching America's Got Talent
FIGHTING GRAVITY WAS RAW AS FUCK.
Michael Grasso’s act was amazing. His assistant came outta his suit from nowhere and he appeared behind the judge with a rose to give to Sharon.
The other talents…meh.
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I have 99 problems but she's the main one.
I think the reason why me and my nigga...
(via joepeezy)
WOOOOOO.
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Our roommates and I's dinner menu tonight is:
Spaghetti and Pizza.
Tomorrow: Baked potato/Chicken(?)
Thursday: Tacos(I’m cooking!)
Best comeback ever!
Person 1: You have a small dick.
Person 2: It's small? I slapped you in the face with it and it made a big, red mark.
I actually paid attention in class
I didn’t fell asleep or drift into space or anything. To be fair its photography but still as boring as it sounded learning about apature and shutter speed, I actually followed word for word what Mimi(my professor) said. I wish I can do this in every class like english and art history tomorrow.
I got it, it was the wheat thins. I was chomping on that as she was speaking for two hours.
...
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August 2010
tostupid-deactivated20100910 asked: lol hi, I'm Tami & thanks I love that song :D its called All she knows.
I wake up and see that I have gotten 80 notes on...
nare-bear:
ohhayyitscree:
and 50 something notes on the “I hate Gay People” Post .
At first I was just trying to get people to unfollow me , and then I realized more people were following me . It’s horribly sad that you fuckers are like sponges with it comes to negative shit .
You see a nice little post , you ignore it , don’t give it the attention it deserves , then go on with your life ,...
Why do I have a feeling someone I know likes me?
I’m getting suspicious.
Man if I ever get kids and they get involved with...
I would beat the shit out of them….okay discipline them. Man it would dissapoint the hell out of me if my son/daughter would do that. There is no reason to hang out with people that hurt other people, do stupid shit and hurt themselves by doing drugs. The future with my kids would be DEAD. DEAD DEAD DEAD. I want them to live a better life for themselves for the long run not getting death...
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For you San Jose heads out there, LA VICS or...
Who farts in front of my family at my house?
THIS GUY:
Is it weird to have those random moments where you...
NO? ok.
Now we know Miko's gay.
ayokiko:
classifiedlegit:
jadabeast:
-DEAD
OMG LMFAOOOOOO
LOLOLOL MIKO.
desireemaduli asked: Yes, sir! Lee's on Santa Clara & 6th! (:
Kien. This is a guy that is pretty cool from Vietnam who has a girlfriend. Bernadette and him were talking about her and how pretty she was.
Kien: She’s okay and she’s just higher. And in my heart, she is my everything.
Bernadette: OMG OMG. AWWWWWWWWW. That just made my heart melt. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Say that again Keen!
ME: >.>
OMG BERNADETTE. Imma have to choke a bitch...
Brent opened the door so I saw it opened. I just walked in and I heard…
Brent: FUUUUCK!!!!
Me: What?
Brent: I thought you were a burglar.
Me: LOLOLOLOL.
OMG I was dying. He thought I was a damn burglar.
In Art History 70A today
I sneezed and no one said “bless you.” 10 mins later this cute blond chick sneezed and three people said “bless you” to her. It’s just cause she has good looks and I don’t. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY. Her sneeze was fucking quiet like a mouse.
Well I made a new friend and I forgot his name already. LOLOL. But then I saw him everywhere when I was going back to my...
Maybe I should have lived in Joe West
I kinda missed meeting new people everyday.
BUT you might not get the privacy you deserved, there are people you hate you see on your floor and you ONE WORKING ELEVATOR which is always crowded.
Thank god I didn’t sign up for Joe West and lived off-campus.
I enjoy people who :
rreow:
Esp. when it’s randoms at parties..
Start conversations
Get to know you
Don’t leave you out
Don’t make you feel uncomfortable
Talk a lot but not too much
Include you in the shit they do
Include you in conversations
Make you feel belonged
Make you laugh straight away
Do everything they can to make you have a good time
Say bye with a kiss on the cheek
Hugs are a bonus
End up...
tesorro-deactivated20110529 asked: AHAh I AM!! really, no joke!
im just finishing typing up a blog I started writting !
im just finishing typing up a blog I started writting !
dollielove asked: i like you page(: and i think you really pretty!
tesorro-deactivated20110529 asked: maybe tomorrow? i think imna head to sleep now!
quality 50 cent tweets
slutgarden:
If you a stripper and you have a low self esteem Its probably because your fat and ugly. I suggest you kill yourself
I think I’m confused now I want a black girl who can do anal like its nothing. I’m sorry I was just watching porn
Kobe bryant got a white bitch. lamar got a whiteBitch. Tigger had like 50 white bitches What the fuck are they mad at me for
You get perks when ur a...
tesorro-deactivated20110529 asked: cant sleep! ahah
how bout u?
how bout u?
While Brent was telling me how he was leaving his car open and using his lights to find his wallet on the ground, he told me there a homeless guy across the street staring at his car. His keys were in the ignition and the door was open. If I were that homeless guy…I’d get on that Lexus. LOL.
So my roommate Brent was looking for his wallet. He went to his room and then he drove two miles to walmart and back to find it. He came back here and found his wallet in his room. LOLOL WORTHY.
All I heard was a little SCREAM. Like a girl scream from him. It scared me a little bit.
Me: What happened?
Brent: I found my wallet.
ME:
Then a
OMG THIS NIGGA.
LOOKS LIKE:
EX'S
Melanie: lol you hate people that much?
Me: not hate. just some i wish they should die in a pit of fire. LOLOL
Melanie: ahhahahahah. i feel youu
Me: like my “ex”. she should die in a pit of her own stupidity. lol
Melanie: all exs should be banished to an island. never to return to human lifee again
Words of wisdom from Melanie. Follow her! She is dope…and cute. HAHA....
No one wanna text me tho? Man! I feel like such a...
joepeezy:
beastrickwillis:
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HAHAHA! I died. FUCK YOU NIGGA! LOLOLOL.
I bet you would.
I still play with pens
nikkigotsteeze:
beastrickwillis:
Fuck around the clickable ones
twirl it around
Of course I write with it but something about pens bring little amusement when I’m in class. If you can play with phones or nintendo ds’ in class, then pens are the next best thing.
I thought it said penis. I was like “What the fuck do you be doing with your penis.”
LOL NIKKI. Do I sense a dirty mind?
No one wanna text me tho? Man! I feel like such a...
(via joepeezy)
I still play with pens
Fuck around the clickable ones
twirl it around
Of course I write with it but something about pens bring little amusement when I’m in class. If you can play with phones or nintendo ds’ in class, then pens are the next best thing.
ouweeetina asked: HAha yes very.
